I am a lover of avocados.
I really like them. A lot.
We don’t eat them often because Michael has some texture issues. Despite his un-love for avocadoes, he has a lot of love for guacamole. This really didn’t make a lot of sense to me, so I asked him about it once. His answer was simple:
“Well, avocados are girl food. They invented guacamole so guys could participate.”
There you have it, folks. From the mouth of an expert guacamole eater.